The first was the personal care attendant he and his mother had hired.
He was amazed when the second was his mother herself...
Dear Jo Ann, I would like to preface this by saying that I have yet to determine whether my husband is a sex addict with a compulsion to consume porn, surf escort sites, and sleep with prostitutes OR an entitled, narcissistic bastard who believes these behaviors are acceptable and deserved (by him) and is just apologizing and trying to make amends simply because he was caught. I have always felt a distance from my husband – a certain disconnection on his part that was exacerbated by his minimal ability to empathize w others and his obsession w himself.
For example, he is the kind of man who will steer the conversation to himself, will talk at length about himself (almost like a monologue w little room for others input or a give and take), but will rarely, if ever, ask any questions of anyone else in the room.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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A woman's girly friendship with her son's girlfriend leads to her future daughter-in-law revealing a few of the son's fetishes, including being taken anally by a strap-on.
Curious and excited, the mother is persuaded to try it for herself and finds herself screwing her son from behind before his dad joins in as well! My name is Mickey, I am 19 years old, and I have an Oedipus complex.